Optimize Tool Paths T-Shirt | Funny Engineer & Machinist Premium Tee

100% Airlume Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | Free Shipping on 3+ items

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Size Guide

Height: 5'5" (165cm)

Chest circumference: 34.2" (87cm)

Waist circumference: 25.2" (64cm)

Hips: 37" (94cm)

Height: 6'1" (185cm)

Chest circumference: 39.4" (100cm)

Waist circumference: 30.3" (77cm)

Hips: 36.6" (93cm)

// Story

Every shop has someone who can talk for an hour about “why the cycle time is what it is.” Then there’s the programmer who quietly rewrites the tool paths and wins back minutes per part. This shirt is for the CNC brain that lives in feeds, speeds, engagement and chip load, not excuses.
// Best For

CNC programmers, machinists, manufacturing engineers, CAM wizards, and anyone who thinks in G‑code before they think in PowerPoint. Perfect for people who tweak tool paths on their lunch break just to see if they can shave off another 3%.

// Gift Guide

Give this to the person who always checks the code before blaming the operator. If their first instinct is to open the post, not the complaint form, this is their uniform for the shop floor and the stand‑up meeting.

Product Specifications

The Premium Fit You Deserve.

This isn't just another stiff shirt. We use the Bella+Canvas 3001, renowned for its incredibly soft, broken-in feel right out of the box.

  • Fit & Feel: Retail Fit (Unisex) – True to size with a slightly tailored cut. Not too boxy, not too tight.
  • Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²). Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage.
  • Durability: Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting shape.
  • Ethical Sourcing: Dyed & Cut in the USA, assembled in Nicaragua/Honduras/Guatemala.
  • Printed with Care: Printed locally to ensure faster shipping and reduced carbon footprint.

Model Reference: Bella+Canvas 3001 (The Gold Standard of Premium Tees).

Washing Instruction

  • Wash 30C Icon

    Wash cold (30°C / 86°F), inside out, with similar colors.

    Use mild detergent. No bleach. No softeners.

  • No Bleach Icon

    Do not use bleach. It can damage fiber integrity.

    Tip: Use oxygen-based stain removers if necessary.

  • Tumble Dry Low Icon

    Tumble dry Low or Hang dry (Recommended).

    Optimum: Flat air dry to preserve fiber tension.

  • Iron Low Icon

    Iron on Low Heat if needed. Do NOT iron prints.

    Fabric naturally resists wrinkling post-wash.

  • No Dry Clean Icon

    Do not dry clean. Chemical solvents damage prints.

  • Eco Ink Icon

    Water-based inks.

    A faint scent may be present after printing and typically dissipates after the first wash.

"Treat your gear like hardware. Maintain it."

Supply Chain Certifications (Component-Level Only)

The certifications below apply exclusively to the blank garment manufacturer and inks. The final printed product sold by grabNade is not independently certified.

• WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production): The blank garment (Bella+Canvas 3001) is manufactured in WRAP-Platinum certified facilities, ensuring ethical, humane, and lawful conditions.
• FLA (Fair Labor Association): Bella+Canvas is an accredited FLA Participating Company, committed to upholding the highest labor standards globally.
• Eco-Friendly Dyes: The dyeing process uses bluesign®-approved dyes only, ensuring strict chemical safety and reduced water impact.
• Printing Safety: Our printing partners use water-based inks that are OEKO-TEX® Eco Passport certified, safe for adults and children.

Note: Any slight scent from the fixation agent is normal and disappears after the first wash.
More info: Supplier Certifications

Regulatory Specs (GPSR)

Age restrictions: For adults

EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), grabNade and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 320, rue Saint-Honoré 75001 Paris, France or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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