Code humor with a spec behind it
Infinite Debug Loop is the WHILE (ALIVE) routine every developer knows. Error 404: Common Sense Not Found covers most standups. Temporary Fix Definition is for the quick patch that is now eight years old, and Zero Latency Zero Meetings and Zero Meetings Max Output are for protecting deep work. System Ready 0MB Meetings and Theoretically It Should Work round it out.
Tees, hoodies and mugs
Tees come in combed ring-spun cotton, plus women's organic cotton tees in the US only. The hoodies are eco raglans in an organic cotton and recycled polyester blend with a brushed fleece inside. Many designs also come in a women's cut and as an 11 oz ceramic mug.
Who they're for
Software, backend and embedded developers, AI/ML and data engineers, SREs, and R&D engineers who write code on hardware teams.
FAQ
Do you have women's cuts?
Yes. Zero Latency Flow State is designed as a women's tee, and several designs, including Zero Meetings Max Output, also come in a women's cut.
How do the shirts fit?
Each product page has its own size chart, because unisex, women's, organic and hoodie cuts all differ. If you're between sizes, the Find Your Fit guide walks you through it.
Do these work as a gift?
Yes. Match the design to what the person actually does and it lands. Not sure where to start? Browse Gift an Engineer.
